Yoooooooo send me stuff on anon, I will love you forever
Babe did you fall from heaven bc you seem to be a chaotic ever shifting sphere of eyes & wings making a sound not of this earth and I’m kind of hoping God sent you because this is terrifying
SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY
My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.
I want a plush pizza slice toy with a little smile-y face on it like this here :D
elementary school libraries have gotten wild